Last night, coming out of a restaurant in Venice (drunk as hell might I add)..

Random homeless dude: ”Hey guys, may I entertain you with a talk about anal rapeage?”

My friend, as he hands him his box filled with food: “No thanks dude, but here, treat         yourself!”

RHD: “Exactly! To anal rape!”

A HALF HOUR LATER..

[My friend and I are walking to his car, when we run into the guy, again..]

RHD: “Guys, guys! Do you wanna make a movie? I have a horror-

Us: “No, we’re good, we already do that on our own-“

RHD: “Oh great, I already have a story, it’s a horror and it’s about anal rape!”

He then added something about the movie being set in an anus or smth but by then we were too far away to hear what he was saying..